So I've decided HE is not a HE but a SHE. (That would explain why she didn't want to be named Winston.) Ladies and gentlemen, meet: Geraldine.
Ahem, over here, Geraldine.
Ah, there we go. (Notice she happens to be modeling atop a set of vintage suitcases I recently picked up a'la craigslist. Sweet score!) And she is in the shop. <3